toaster,

And slightly higher in Toronto.

bernieecclestoned,

That’s not a rocket

PlasmaDistortion,

That looks like Rocket to me.

CaptnKarisma,

a rabid one most likely

neanderthal,

That’s a machine gun, not a rocket.

BoiLudens,

Rocket has been alive for quite some time

explodicle,

He probably traveled at near light speed

EmpathicVagrant,

His assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.

BattleBeetle,

The raccoon also doesn’t have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I got jumped by 3 raccoons a few months ago. Had to get rabies shots.

30p87, (edited )

Especially in the US. First of all because they exist there, I haven’t seen one in Germany, and second because guns.

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