owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

I’m holding out for Harold.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

My coworker and I are currently trying to devise a good spot to hide this in the office. Like behind a door with the head poking out, or inside of a rarely used cabinet. When I tell you that my soul would momentarily exit my body as soon as I saw it out of the corner of my eye…

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Pro tip. Find a spot in a conference room where it appears on video, but where someone might not notice it when they walk into the room and turn on the camera. Like behind a structural support beam or something.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I love that it’s “Amazon’s Choice”

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

The original SKU with amazing reviews

www.amazon.com/…/B00TLXWVRM#aw-udpv3-customer-rev…

FARTYSHARTBLAST, (edited )
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Theme: Religion

"So, what religion are you?"

"Asian Old Man."

Decoy321,

How delightfully weird! It’s stock art for walls. Like something you’d see at a pharmacy or realtors office.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar
Tb0n3,

Got to get in on that stock image craze.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Look at those reviews. People have been finding comfort in Asia Old Man for years.

Imgonnatrythis,

Meh, middle aged at best. Amazon will inflate descriptions just to get a sale.

SatanicNotMessianic,

Isn’t that the same woman who has a currently circulating stock photo with a very badly gripped .45?

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. She gets around.

FARTYSHARTBLAST,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Fuck, I wish I had disposable income so I could buy these and surreptitiously post them up in my coworkers' offices.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Asian Old Man is an investment. You buy him, put him up, then work extra hard to climb the latter so you don’t disappoint him. The you’ll have enough money for even more wall decals.

FARTYSHARTBLAST,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Just like the old saying, "It takes Asian Old Man to make Asian Old Man."

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

He has a name! Have some damned respect!

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