Viking_Hippie,
mrpaw69, Yea that’s more accurate. Meta can’t watch you when you don’t have their apps. Think, people, think
Distributed,
mrpaw69, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
seb, 
When you download Threads, you let The Zuck inside your house. He’ll be watching you always then, even when you sleep.
Viking_Hippie, While doing medical measuring you never asked for or needed when you sleep, Orphan Black style
mrpaw69, chuckles
I’m in danger!
I won’t ever download threads on my phone. Im planning to also delete Reddit soon, I am waiting for my data I requested
Also this is my very first comment on this platform, hello to everyone!
juansero29, 
Hello! Have a nice stay
mrpaw69, Thanks!
jalda, The caption is wrong. This is Zuck when you have downloaded the app. The list of permissions includes him going to your house and watching while you take a shower.
TurretCorruption, For some people, thats a feature
Frostwolf, 
Threads got to me late. The moment it was advertised, I’m in too deep the lemmy hole.
Iron_Lynx, At least you guys over on Lemmy.ml won’t be dealing with that shit. I hope Lemmy.world will defed soon.
Cabrio, There’s nothing to defed from yet, meta hasn’t registered an instance yet.
TGhost, 
Created my account on Lemmy.ml just for this. Its easy let’s go
Iron_Lynx, if/when account migration becomes a thing, this might be a thing for me to consider. I’d hate to have to make an entirely new account just to join a different instance…
TGhost, This can help a little to migrate. github.com/wescode/…/lemmy_migrate.py
It allows you, to subscribe to all of your communities. Even its not an migration
Lewistrick, When you’re in the EU and don’t have to worry about Threads yet.
Double_A, 
Meanwhile in the EU: sleep
Contend6248, Fucking world capital of privacy laws, preach.
Holzkohlen, 
Oh, you best believe the Zuck is watching you sleep unblinking.
UserNotFound, 
Meanwhile in European Union: I don’t care
thegreatgarbo, Terrifying
Grant_M, 
LOL accurate!
FlaxPicker, What is this pic from? Photoshopped?
amgine, Pretty sure it’s AI
veroxii, Zuck can be AI generated so easily because you don’t have to worry about the uncanny valley.
tenochtitlan, It’s almost as if…
blackluster117, (edited ) 
Number Five alive! No disassemble!
Squirrel, 
I haven’t even downloaded Facebook or Instagram. I trust that company less than nearly any other major American tech company.
neocamel, I see your haven’t downloaded it yet, and raise you a I don’t even know what the hell it is.
CMGX78, 
Whelp, looks like sleep is out of the question tonight.
ModernRisk, 
I’m unable to and probably never will. They want like… all your data
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