Smells delicious!
qisope, 
how do you like to cook your boiling water? i’m a fan of deep frying.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
I like throwing in some ice and making ice soup.
saltesc, I’m training and he’s 6 months old. Got blue painters tape marking both entrances to the kitchen and he has to watch behind them.
Little shit always puts a paw over and he knows it.
“Hey. Out.”
dog backs up and sits…Boop.
“And your paw!”
moves paw back out…boop.
artisanrox, 
My cat does this with my onion rings and I'm like NO DUDE YOU'LL DIE
SolarNialamide, My cats are always the most interested in getting a piece of something that is very toxic to them. Which to be fair is a lot, but still. They’ll be looking at my breakfast like mom can I please have some F R U I T 🙀
Shurf116, My cat always tries to steal toothpaste from my mouth because it’s minty
Zdvarko, Yeah alright Gordon Ramsay, not everyone can afford water to boil /s
admin, 
My cat never did it
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