son_named_bort,

Homer has 64 slices of American cheese. He eats all 64 slices. What does Homer have now?

xusontha,

He eats 29 whats? Bananas? Traffic lights? Miles per hour?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Miles per hour.

xusontha,

My favorite snack (yes I know kilometers per hour are healthier for you but I like MPH better)

Sotuanduso,

He eats 29 miles of what per hour? Road? Fruit rollups? Walking?

Lepsea,

Yes

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Every time I see this meme I am reminded of my high school economics class where the teacher had a lesson on oversaturation of supply affecting demand, and the way he taught it was he had a big bag of Milky Way bars that he planned on giving out until we said we didn’t want anymore; and we had to eat them immediately. I was the first student he started with. I ate his entire bag of candy and demanded more, demonstrating how depleting the supply does not make demand go away.

Checkmate, Mr. Woods.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

For an economist, he sure did underestimate human greed.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And he should have checked stomach capacity while he was at it.

Sotuanduso,

Did you get diabetes?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No, because that’s not how that works.

Sotuanduso,

Impossible! The meme hath foretold!

doublejay1999,
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

The fact that someone took the time to fabricate this is so depressing

robocall,

This is a math test I feel good taking. I can even show my work.

postmateDumbass,

Extra credit for connecting the liver dots.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yes, as a teacher I also head all my tests Math Test and ask one elementary-level subtraction question.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s almost like this is a shitpost, isn’t it?

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This isnt even a shitpost though this is just a lame “front page of imgur.com” meme from 2013 that was funnier when it was a Twitter screenshot

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, I’ll try to take my shitposts more seriously in future.

NocturnalMorning,

You better…or else…I will downvote.

Wizarded,

Fucking right! Get him!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But… but… my karma!

NocturnalMorning,

I said what I said.

ArcticLynx,

there’s a difference between a shitpost amd a shitty post

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