moosetwin,

mf sent me a message telling me to wake up but not how

posedexposed,

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

Treczoks,

That’s where any net-to-brain communication will aim at, and it will be way worse than car warranties…

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re telling me that “immortality” is just an excuse to keep draining money out of you?

Edit: I thought you were talking about saving minds in machines, and I think it’s even scarier than what you said…

mashbooq,

Is the outside world better or worse than the one I’m in now?

0000000nowhere,

Asking the real questions

programmer_belch,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The matrix paradox

squidzorz,
@squidzorz@lemmy.world avatar

Wake me up inside

Can’t wake up

Wake me up inside

Save me

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Ok, for all those asking how to wake up - all you need to do is to open your eyes.

CitizenKong, (edited )

“This is not a dream. We are using your brain as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious mind. This is not a dream. What you are seeing is actually occurring.”

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev avatar

no thanks :3

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Wait you’re enjoying this? You sick bastard.

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev avatar

Heck no. But if this is a dream it must be literal hell out there.

RatMaster,

Depends… Could be a nightmare we’re in…

atticus88th,

The only way to wake up is by depositing some bitcoin into this account.

voxov7,
@voxov7@lemmy.world avatar

Okay… let me just pull myself up by my brainstraps and wake tf up then!

bobotron,
iratesorbet,
@iratesorbet@kbin.social avatar

You're not my real dad.

lanolinoil,

You’re not even my step dad

ComfortablyGlum,

Is it as bad out there as it is in here?

daw,
@daw@lemmy.world avatar

i’m gonna put this on my wall fr

dorumon,

As someone who has tripped balls on similar things before this legitimately haunts my ass even to this day.

001100010010,
@001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I can see the message, how do I get out? Do I jump off a building? Please give instructions.

Edit: HELP MY TOTEM IS SPINNING FOREVER. WTF IS GOING ON? GET ME OUT OF THIS DREAM!

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