A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.

Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

cage,
@cage@awful.systems avatar

I had to tell my wife this one immediately! NICE

sadreality,

I am dislexic, I had to read the joke several times before I got it.

Pandantic,
@Pandantic@kbin.social avatar

Username relevant!

sadreality,

Dad jokes supposed to be accessible!

JackGreenEarth,

This is the joke my father likes to tell me! I haven’t seen it on the internet before.

BEZORP,

Well... played

shadmere,

I enjoyed this.

habanhero,

That’s how missteaks were made.

1024_Kibibytes,

What about mister steaks?

zaemz,

His miss, Ms. Take, made a mistake with a missed take when mistaking a steak for a stake.

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