CalamityBalls,
@CalamityBalls@kbin.social avatar

Fermat, explain yourself now please.

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

ZIM! Don’t use the time machine! Love, ZIM!

Nomad,

Adolf Hitlers Mom: “teach him empathy above all else”

morphballganon,

“This weirdo pops up and starts babbling in English”

Nomad,

Yeah true, but his mom was austrian and they speak a funny version of german. My mother tongue.is german, so that should be possible.

shinigamiookamiryuu,

“I love you dad” before he dies.

SHamblingSHapes,
@SHamblingSHapes@lemmy.one avatar

I would go back to 2010 and tell myself, “buy Bitcoin, sell on Dec 17, 2017, buy after it drops and sell again on April 14, 2021. If you still need money after that, reevaluate your life”.

Jay,

I was going to say to myself “Invest in Nvidia shares”, but your sentence is much better.

scytale,

Same. Or maybe winning lottery numbers. Telling myself to invest in tech companies like Apple or Google in the late 90s won’t work because I won’t have the money or means to do it.

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