I have a dog named zeety, his eyes are small and beady.
I just wrote that original poem. I’m charging $1,000 for anybody who wants to read it. You’ve read it now, so you’d better pay up. Don’t you dare rob me of my right to that $1,000!
I accept crypto payments, you can pay in installments of $100 per month if you need. I’ll be expecting you to pay up immediately. You’re not a hypocrite, are you?
Let’s see how serious you are about the things you claim to believe. That poem is my intellectual property according to you, and you are a thief stealing it from me if you don’t pay what I demand for it.
Let’s make this interesting, you pay me $1,000 for that poem, I will post screenshots verifying that I donated every dollar to various open source projects, 100% dead serious, I won’t keep a single cent of it.
Screw it, if you just pay $100 for that poem, I’ll donate 100% of it to various open source projects.