intensely_human,

I already have a minor superpower. Sort of a weak form of telepathy. I can alter people’s thoughts and emotional state with my mind.

As for how my best guess is I got abducted by aliens and they altered me somehow. I do have a bunch of small identical scars scattered around my body.

As for why, I’m not sure. I suspect it might be a scientific study of human morality. Hopefully I’m giving them a good view of humanity with how I use it.

I only use it to help people. I can help people calm down when they’re panicking. I even did it with a dog once: it was a little dog in a shopping cart and it seemed terrified of everything so I just transmitted what it’s like to realize everything’s okay, and immediately the dog stopped shivering and looked around with wide eyes of wonder, then looked at me. There you go little guy.

I’m in sales, and I never use my powers to swing a sale. That’s unethical.

My favorite use of the powers is to enhance parties and concerts. Thought recently I’ve been toning that down too because it’s also kind of unethical. I do feel like operating on a crowd bothers me less than operating on a person.

I went to Ninja Sex Party in Boulder last fall and I helped drive the crowd wild. They said we were their best crowd ever and they’d never had a better concert.

If the DJ sucks I can just activate more of his brain and suddenly he’s on fire. If someone’s looking threatening toward me I can just instill a little irrational fear of me. Their mind fills in the details: “why am I suddenly afraid of that little guy? He must have powerful friends, or I’m being watched or something”

Overall, having a superpower is really weird because people don’t think it exists, and I can’t talk about it without being labeled crazy.

laxu,

The ability to mute any sound I hear. Baby crying, annoying hum, someone snoring, obnoxious drunk? Muted.

TotallyNotADolphin,

Being able to set a timer for when to sleep and wake up

kromem,

The ability to know all of someone’s usernames and passwords by only looking at a photo of their face.

The perfect ability in the modern age for a secret life as either vigilante or villain.

statist43,

Drawing sth in a way that explains a picture I have in my brain in a very short timeframe.

hmn,

mustard seed size faith 😄

You don’t have enough faith,” Jesus told them. “I tell you the truth, if you had faith even as small as a mustard seed, you could say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it would move. Nothing would be impossible.”(Matthew 17:20)

ThePac,

Apparently nobody here knows what a “small thing” is.

calabast,

If I put on someone’s shoes and walked one mile in them, I could magically perfectly understand everything they’re going through.

calabast,

If I put on someone’s shoes and walk one mile in them, I can instantly perfectly understand what they’re going through.

calabast,

If I put on someone’s shoes and walk one mile in them, I can instantly perfectly understand what they’re going through.

Meowstermind,

Being able to find the exact book page or moment in a Netflix series where I was when I fell asleep last night.

Or when my cat starts to make her first vomit sounds being able to beam her from the carpet to a floor with tiles in a split second.

paddirn,

To be able to dream, or at least be able to remember my dreams if I actually am having them. I used to be able to remember my dreams pretty vividly right after I woke up and I could tell when I was having them. Now, nothing.

gjghkk,

I am having pretty big dreams. I know it because sometimes I don’t get out of the effect after I wake up. But I forgot after 5 minutes or so. Today I woke up, and I remembered initially. It was some huge legendary tale or something, or it felt like it. But I woke up, and knew I would forgot. Maybe I should write it down so I won’t forget it.

limeaide,

I do voice memos whenever I really enjoy the dream

paddirn,

And I used to dream like that too. I’d wake up remembering the dream initially and then gradually it would fade away if I didn’t write it down. There would be times I would wake up right from my dreams, it was incredibly jarring. Now… it’s just a blank slate, like I don’t even have the inkling that I dreamt something or a vague impression, just nothingness.

Cybersteel,
@Cybersteel@lemmy.ml avatar

I want a power that if someone looks at my back I die but in return if someone looks at their back, they die and pass it on to the next user.

DauntingFlamingo,

Not a fan of doggy style?

MrFunnyMoustache,

The ability to accelerate my speed of thoughts so I could come up with witty comebacks in real time and not hours later.

NorthWestWind,
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Maxed out luck stat

I don’t want to know something would go well, I want to be surprised when something goes well

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