F*ck, Marry, Kill: Bread, Pasta, Rice.
Out of these three lovely and amazing starches which would you bonk, who would you marry, and who would you off completely?
ShoePaste, 
Does a tortilla count as bread, cuz if not bread gets killed. I think id marry pasta cuz i love noodles and fuck rice. But not gonna lie, id be cheating on noodles constantly
luthis, Kill bread, fuck pasta, and marry rice.
That beautiful delicious rice. mmmmmm
SlicingBot, Rice is the most perfect carb. There are so many variations.
mancy, 
Marry rice. Cause I be Asian.
Fuck bread. Cause mmhmm bread.
Kill pasta.
Diaphena, 
But have you considered a nice orzo? Yes it’s quirky but it deserves a shot.
In all seriousness, marry pasta, fuck rice (paella rice all day every day), kill bread.
buso, emmer is even better
Lemmylefty, 
As this post was deliberately made to fuck with me, I’m going to move to Utah and marry all of them.
MrBubbles96, Fuck: Rice (Just based on how often I eat Rice in my diet…it was either gonna be F or M lol)
Marry: Pasta (Marry, because of the sheer amount of combos you can do with it)
Kill: Bread (sorry Garlic Bread…)
Blaze, 
This. Pasta for life!
NewEnglandRedshirt, 
Fuck pasta in its noodly goodness… warm, feels good to roll around in (ahem or so I’ve been told)
Marry bread. It’s solid, dependable. Sometimes it’s soft, sometimes it’s a little harder, but it’s always there for you.
Kill rice. Too close to sand when uncooked, too mushy when cooked.
buso, marry pasta fck bread kill rice
Rice is just unpleasant to cook
RustedSwitch, 
You need a rice cooker. My instant pot suffices as a rice cooker, and it’s perfect every time.
saigot, Fuck bread cause it’s the most solid and can be nice and warm and fluffy.
Marry Pasta because of all the variety that you can appreciate day to day.
Kill Rice.
ablackcatstail, 
Definitely boink the bread!
Add comment