Skanky,

Grab the glass as the server is pouring the drink and then guzzle as much as you can.

Set the glad back down and tell them “you may now continue”

After they pour the rest, complain that they shorted you and your demand a refill for free.

Start going into convulsions when they say that’s not possible.

Run to the exit when they go get the manager.

Re-enter the establishment and claim that you’ve never been here before when they inevitably try to refuse your entry.

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