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DracEULA, in What’s your favorite slang term from an earlier decade?

I still call stuff "neat".

I can't use it 'cause I'm a white boy, but I love unironic jive talk. A while back, I was watching a documentary about the black panthers and I think that was the first time I'd heard real people talking like that. Dudes were cool.

NikkiNikkiNikki,
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"Neat" is my most used word to describe anything

lunar_parking, in What's your sleep schedule like?
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Absolutely terrible, honestly. Usually sleep from around 6am-2pm or so. I'm a big night owl in general, but my ideal would be around 2-3am to 10-11am.

Cap, in Would you transfer your consciousness to a robot for immortality?
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It would depend on what kind of robot I'm being transferred into...

AttackBunny, in If brands were brutally honest. What brand would have what slogan?
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Nissan- yeah, our cars are cheap-ish, and we finance ANYONE, but that’s so we can butt-fuck you on parts when our cars inevitably break, repeatedly.

AttackBunny, in What's an innocent misconception about your hobby/profession that drives you up the wall?
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Yes, women CAN work on cars, and be good at it.

No, not every mechanic is trying to screw you over.

Yes, all the work/the price I quoted IS accurate. There are other parts that interact with the part you broke. Having a race car isn’t cheap.

No, we can’t just put a new valve in the head, since you bent the old one, and fucked up the seat, guide, etc in the process.

Yes, I know A LOT about Mazda/Nissan, specifically, but I’m not an encyclopedia. Sometimes I do have to look shit up, as much as it annoys you.

No, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car from a 3 word description by you. I’m not psychic.

Yes, we have a scan too, but, no, it doesn’t tell you exactly what’s wrong. It points you in the right direction, sure, SOMETIMES.

No, I’m not being lazy, your car isn’t doing whatever intermittent issue you were complaining about.

Gimletson, in If brands were brutally honest. What brand would have what slogan?
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Applebee's: When you want a skillet meal, but can't be bothered to heat it yourself

PeteZapardi,

Why microwave food myself when I can go to Applebee's for (triple) microwaved food?

Cap, in If brands were brutally honest. What brand would have what slogan?
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Harbor Freight: When you want it cheap and need it once

okbin, in What's an innocent misconception about your hobby/profession that drives you up the wall?
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i like linux

people think i'm a hacker because i use the terminal sometimes

i don't know shit bruh

pliny, in What's an innocent misconception about your hobby/profession that drives you up the wall?
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I have been a machinist/model maker for 10 years now.

No, I can't just take your .prt/.iges/.stl/.stp file and "load it into the machine and press the green button".

I use that quote because it was said to me by a particularly arrogant engineering intern. Machining is a complex trade that is made to seem simple because of software and modern automation. While that is fantastic for my profession, it brings with it this idea that I'm not really doing all that much work. Reality is that I'm constantly applying my knowledge of the trade and the things I do might be subtle to the onlookers, but there was a lesson learned before now that took me hours or days to overcome. I train a lot of our machining interns now who are mostly folks in the 20-25 years old range and every single on of them so far as had that humbling moment of "Oh I learned about this in the classroom and did it on the simulator, I know exactly what I'm doing" only to fail. Its a great line of work that is very satisfying for a lot of reasons but it does grind my gears when its portrayed as being unskilled or easy.

Badabinski,

I think a lot of people would benefit from learning on manual machines. I had this misconception in my early twenties, but watching (and then using) manual machines was really helpful.

stackPeek, in If brands were brutally honest. What brand would have what slogan?
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Cloudflare: We're the single point of failure of the internet

Fatalchemist,
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Funny and relevant with it breaking the federation on kbin right now. Nice job.

GadolElohai, in What's an innocent misconception about your hobby/profession that drives you up the wall?
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I'm a linguistics enthusiast, which means people expect me to either know a lot of languages (which is, honestly, partly true) or be a grammar nazi (which is emphatically untrue).

nightauthor,
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I just dislike people typing to when they mean too. And enjoy reading some etymology from time to time.
Does that make me a linguistics enthusiast to?

Sausage,
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I usually don't care about typos as long as the message gets across, but for some reason the too/to mix up really gets me riled up. I instinctively get cross and have to tell myself to chill tf out

nightauthor,
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Lol, agreed, some typos are not a problem. But other times, words like to/too, I read as completely different words. And often, that "typo" (I think people honestly are just using the wrong word, not mistyping) will require me to

  1. Read
  2. Recognize the error
  3. re-read knowing that there is an error

Which is aggravating.

MeccAnon, in If brands were brutally honest. What brand would have what slogan?
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Netflix: we may cancel this series, watch it at your own risk

Phantom, in What's an innocent misconception about your hobby/profession that drives you up the wall?

I'm a machine operator in mining. Usually seen as the drop kicks/ dumb dumbs on site by the "educated" geologists/management.

They pull extra hours unpaid, constantly in meetings, stressing over deadlines. I push dirt around.

They racked up large student debt, I got paid to learn on the job.

I love my job, I'm alone in an aircon cab playing in a "sandpit", I live my inner childs dream. But somehow I failed at life?

SoupOfTheDay,

Real question, is your personal job dangerous? I know mining in general is dangerous, but curious which parts are and which parts are not.

wnose,

There are 2 types of mines: open pit and underground (tunnels, etc). Open pit: they dynamite certain areas, then get big trucks to haul the rubble. They keep going until all of the minerals have been extracted. Example: nickel mines in Cuba. IMO, not very dangerous as long as safety precautions are followed. There is some risk that the walls of the open pit mine might collapse.

Underground: this is the type of mining with real danger. Anytime you hear of a mining incident, it's likely to be underground. They do take a LOT of precautions which is why modern mining is a lot safer compared to 80 years ago. The ever present danger is collapse of the tunnel or formation.

SFaulken,
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Sort of. Open Pit mining can be incredibly dangerous, the dangers are just different. I haven't ever seen any numbers from MSHA breaking down the incident rates (I haven't looked to see if they even publish them, in a broken down form like that), but you can really get your ass in trouble in an open pit mine, if you're not cognizant of the highwall, keep track of the very large equipment, Not paying attention to blast times or barricading, or not paying attention to the Shovel Cables, and where the approved crossings are.

I'd suspect that the numbers of overall incidents are probably higher underground, but I'm not sure about actual deaths. I spent about 20 years working in/around/as a vendor to both open pit and underground operations, and just completely anecdotally, I mostly remember most of the underground reportable incidents to be less serious than the ones I saw in the pits.

Hyggyldy, in What's an innocent misconception about your hobby/profession that drives you up the wall?

Idk about drives me up the wall but I find it funny when people think the entire USPS shuts down on Sunday. There's ALWAYS mail that needs processing.

Whirlgirl9, in If brands were brutally honest. What brand would have what slogan?
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This reminds me of a movie from the early 90s called Crazy People. An ad exec has a nervous breakdown and ends up in an institution. He accidentally sends off truthful ads that he and the other patients write, they get produced, and they are very successful. It was a pretty funny movie. Some examples of the campaigns

"Metamucil: It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you'll get cancer and die."

"You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. AT&T - we're tired of taking your crap!"

"Paramount Pictures presents 'The Freak.' This movie won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life."

"Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN, but you get laid the minute you get out!"

"Volvos, Yes they are boxy, but they're safe".

rastilin,

Those are oddly compelling.

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