I have to remind myself that I’m in Ohio, and that nothing happens here, especially the hottest seven days in human history, I think we barely hit 90s this year. They happened somewhere. Not here.
So of course, I wouldn’t understand why all the hateposts about summer. It doesn’t kill people here. Winter does. Winter has black ice and doing a clownfall onto the back of your head that kills you or breaks a bone under (inconsolable weeping) American healthcare, so yeah, if that stuff doesn’t happen to you in winter but summer hits 100F I’m sure you think summer lovers are crazy people.