They John Maddened this photo. Like yes I can see his head is lower, and I don’t need lines to tell me that, but I’m glad you’re having fun with those fancy markers.
This is actually a useful trick to know. If you ever want to destroy someone else’s relationship, angle a photo of them so the womans head is higher then the mans. The curse will take effect within a week, faster if the angle of the heads are steeper.
His crotch line is higher though so he should be ok. It really just depends on which of them is wearing more expensive shoes, but we can’t tell from.l the photo
Ah yes, it is a well known fact that if your girlfriend sees a picture of you both with her head higher, she will immediately break up with you. This is a normal human interaction that all people do.
Angle of the spine. He had a whole bit about how if you lean at all, you’re not manly, or something. Then he was selling shirts with the green line down the middle, because there’s always a grift with these chuds.
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