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JayDurst, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Celebrity deathmatch anyone?

Wilshire,
@Wilshire@beehaw.org avatar

The game was great too.

Rinox, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Make it to the death!

DrDooom,

I'd buy that PPV!

Floppy, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.

tburkhol,

It's almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.

nzodd, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Can't we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?

qwen, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

How is that not the Onion

Wilshire,
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SmokeInFog, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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Celebrity Death Match, please

bob, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

I... what? I hope there's a way they can both lose.

jhoward, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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I think we can all agree to lose the keys to that cage, right?

Wilshire,
@Wilshire@beehaw.org avatar

Then throw it in the ocean, right? I'm just asking questions.

mountainpilot, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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How about if the loser agrees to donate 100% of their wealth to charity, subside on the wages of their lowest paid employee, and disappear from public life?

fear, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
@fear@kbin.social avatar

When Reddit's CEO takes over all the news coverage with his string of bad decisions, Facebook and Twitter CEOs are gonna feel threatened. This reeks of desperate flailing for someone to pay attention.

xMotivee,

Winner should take on Spez

fear,
@fear@kbin.social avatar

There are no winners here. Only people screaming "Heey! Over here, look we can be stupid, too! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!"

Manifish_Destiny,

Winner should jump into a volcano

drumdonuttea,
@drumdonuttea@kbin.social avatar

@Manifish_Destiny
Kilauea has entered the chat

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

No volcano deserves that.

TinyPizza, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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If one of them gets hurt then I think we'll all be the real winners. I hope something inside of Zuckerberg snaps and he does some weird 2 finger, forbidden heart bursting strike on Elon. He paid a man 1 million dollars to teach him that move, under the promise he'd never use it... But just like all bourgeoisie tech bros, he lied.

BootlegHermit, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Hopefully it's a fight to the death. Loser's assets get donated to a good cause. Winner faces whatever other egomaniac wants to use their wealth to shit on the rest of humanity.

The battle ends when the last man standing has a net worth of less than $10 million.

dnzm, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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...this truly is the weirdest timeline.

dandb,
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The older I get the more I think the universe is scripted by a 5 year old.

Diskolikewhoa, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can't keep up.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@kbin.social avatar

The simulation is broken and keeps generating nonsense.

Ragnell, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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Not sure who to bet on. They are both stupid, but they also both fight dirty.

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