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z2k_, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
@z2k_@lemmy.nz avatar

I so want to see this happen but I feel like there will be so many rules and padding that it’ll end up being a borefest.

Cage match, anything goes! It’ll bring in huge audiences.

krypt,

Imagine the army of personal trainers on each side

vale_fallacia,

They gotta bandage their hands then dip the bandages in glue then in broken glass.

Spudger, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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In a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?

jeebus, (edited ) to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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My money is on Fuckerberg. At least he stays in shape with his billions. I don't understand how Elon is so fat when he can pay people to literally put healthy food in his mouth like a baby.

gk99,

I invest in Meta since I figure I'd better make money off of Zuck if he's gonna make money off of me, and I'm curious if my money is literally on him. This seems like the type of universe where stock prices could fluctuate based on whether or not the CEO has a better punch than the other guy.

ArugulaZ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

I'm putting fifty quatloos on the android!

natigin, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I'm cheering for that

ArugulaZ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

Double KOs do happen from time to time in fighting games...

dnzm, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
@dnzm@kbin.social avatar

...this truly is the weirdest timeline.

dandb,
@dandb@kbin.social avatar

The older I get the more I think the universe is scripted by a 5 year old.

fear, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
@fear@kbin.social avatar

When Reddit's CEO takes over all the news coverage with his string of bad decisions, Facebook and Twitter CEOs are gonna feel threatened. This reeks of desperate flailing for someone to pay attention.

xMotivee,

Winner should take on Spez

fear,
@fear@kbin.social avatar

There are no winners here. Only people screaming "Heey! Over here, look we can be stupid, too! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!"

Manifish_Destiny,

Winner should jump into a volcano

drumdonuttea,
@drumdonuttea@kbin.social avatar

@Manifish_Destiny
Kilauea has entered the chat

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

No volcano deserves that.

bobby_tables, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Wait. This is for real?

SoupOfTheDay,

Someone stop reality, I want to get off

iAmTheTot,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

It's real in the sense that Elon was like "fight me," and Mark replied "when and where"

That's about it.

Diskolikewhoa, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can't keep up.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@kbin.social avatar

The simulation is broken and keeps generating nonsense.

ArugulaZ, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

I demand a fight to the death! TO THE DEATH!
(for both participants)

DannyBoy, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

@Wilshire Yep... It's official. We're in a South Park episode!!!

SomeGuyNamedPaul, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.

Wilshire,
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The internet was a mistake.

pseudorandom, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Hopefully they fight on a sub near the Titanic.

Realtrain, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Do we have a magazine version of r/nottheonion?

literallyacat, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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New Battlebots season's gonna be lit

kitonthenet, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Cue musk backing out “it’s just a joke 🥺🥺🥺🥺” in 3…

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