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thefartographer, to news in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

I know. I have the records.

thefartographer, to asklemmy in whys my hotel light glowing over my toilet - no other light does this
thefartographer, to news in Arab Muslim student struck in hit-and-run as Stanford University investigates spate of hate crime incidents

But did they condemn the actions of people they don’t know from a place where they don’t live?

thefartographer, to asklemmy in How do I reduce the squeaking of my faux leather sofa?

Sprinkle some crack on it

thefartographer, to gaming in AITAH for pirating games before buying them?

Sometimes the neighborhood bully has the best toys. Why can’t you play with their Tickle-me-Elmo and piss in their sandbox?

thefartographer, to news in Biden officials alarmed by soaring Palestinian death toll in Gaza

… They think you’re down for the genocode…

We weren’t? But their skin is terrorist shade…

thefartographer, to gaming in AITAH for pirating games before buying them?

Is it a small studio or a place that encourages unionization and pays creators for their creation? Then not really, cuz you still paid for it in the end.

Is it a shit studio with shit ethics? Then yes. Stop giving monsters financial approval.

thefartographer, to news in Suspect in Maine shooting rampage is dead from apparent self-inflicted gunshot, authorities say

Being dead certainly is an effective way to evade a manhunt for a while. Anyone dead-set on carrying out a shooting should try this step first for the ultimate cloaking.

But if you’re only considering murdering everyone around you and then yourself, maybe… you know… like, try talking to someone first. If that doesn’t work, try talking to a lot more people until the whole making-other-people-dead feeling goes away or becomes manageable.

Also, pills taste yummier than bullets. Try pills. Pills: brought to you by the people who would like to go home to their families tonight.

thefartographer, to risa in You good, Kev?

I literally just heard that line for the first time ever 15 minutes after reading this!

thefartographer, to nottheonion in Elon 'Back to the Office' Musk Called in Remotely to First X All-Hands

That’s some real “I’m a big dick” energy

thefartographer, to news in Clarence Thomas loan report spurs new ethics criticism of US Supreme Court

You ready? Aaaaaaand… Enhance stern eyebrows!

thefartographer, to news in Clarence Thomas didn't repay $267K luxury RV loan: Senate committee

I can’t believe Biden forgave Thomas’s loan. This is what happens when you elect a communist: it makes the supreme court look corrupt.

Thank God for the level heads over at the supreme court who have informed us that even though it may look, feel, smell, and taste exactly like shit, that it’s actually your upper lip. Also, they’re rubber and we’re glue.

/s

thefartographer, to random in (Ignore the mormon temple)

This picture makes my back hurt

thefartographer, to mtf in I did it! I made the appointment!

in a month 😸

Egads! A talking cat! Congratulations, kitty. May you soon feel the wholeness and delight of a well-fed kitten snuggled in the warmest blankets.

thefartographer, to 196 in Trans selfie rule 'cause why not

Damn…

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