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sickmatter

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Nerd with ADHD. Secretary of the Apache Software Foundation. Contributor to Spinnaker and Log4j. General shit poster 🫡. Functional programming cheerleader. #Chicago resident (Lakeview).

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jerry, to random
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Ok, so what are we naming the curl vulnerability?

sickmatter,
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@jerry leg day

jerry, to random
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#FeetOfInfosec #OnlyFeet
This is perhaps the last good beach day of the year.

sickmatter,
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@jerry as I scrolled upward, I was not expecting those legs to be yours

jerry, to random
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Fascinating. Only 28% of accounts that signed up to Infosec.exchange in August (<2 months ago) are still active.

sickmatter,
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@jerry this is the only social network I’ve found so far that isn’t run by and overwhelmed by children and manchildren

jerry, to random
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Alright friends, I’m out. 4am comes super early these days. Have a great night :blobheartcat:​

video/mp4

sickmatter,
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@jerry this is why we move or work in the west coast instead

jerry, to random
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I may or may not have snuck my ps5 with me to the beach to play AC Mirage when it comes out.

sickmatter,
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@jerry oh so that’s what duties working beach has

jerry, to random
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Surely I’m not the only one

sickmatter,
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@jerry surprising lack of Seinfeld jokes in the replies

jerry, to random
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I need a source for boxes of bootstraps to hand out to the R’s that keep begging me for money. I assume they lost their bootstraps and the money isn’t trickling down like it’s supposed to, hence why they have to ask me for 💰

sickmatter,
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@jerry leather bootstraps are like $100 these days or so I hear

jerry, to random
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I keep forgetting how awesome the Mona app is. I am hoping they some day add moderation/admin functionality.

And for anyone longing for quote tweet functionality, Mona already has it.

sickmatter,
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@jerry I think most people demanding QTs want them to be universal because they spoke to the Mastodon Manager and said the customer is always right

sickmatter, to random
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Shit how do you individually block instances? Need to be prepared

sickmatter,
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@jerry ok seems like this UI might not be in all the apps yet. Back to the web UI I go for a moment. Thanks!

jerry, to random
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More bad news...

sickmatter,
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@jerry lmao he has a fucking profile pic. on reddit. that's like having a 5 year old anime girl as your pfp on twitter: disregard

jerry, to random
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I haven't seen 130 new accounts in a day in quite some time...

sickmatter,
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@jerry well, this can't be Twitter-related because the user base there are essentially fanatics at this point and no amount of abuse will get them to leave

jerry, to random
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This whole business of infosec.exchange not having exclusively infosec content has me so upset that I will be posting more cat and orchid pictures to make myself feel better

sickmatter,
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@jerry more pub nights!

jerry, to random
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😢​

sickmatter,
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@jerry ha is that a reddit post? That guy is addicted to online outrage, something we lack here at the Exchange

sickmatter, to random
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What do you mean I can’t just search for certain keywords to discover morons to dunk on? They have to opt in first? Let’s check in with why this is problematic with our resident influencer who hasn’t worked a job in his life! 🧵

sickmatter,
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@jerry as an adjective sometimes yeah

jerry, to random
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PSA: one “Mikes Harder Lemonade” is apparently all it takes for me

sickmatter,
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@jerry oof

jerry, to random
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We live in amazing times. In the span of 5 minutes, I signed up for my employer’s telemedicine service (teledoc) and saw a doctor from my bed and had a prescription called in to a local pharmacy for paxlovid.

It must be a money printing machine for doctors.

sickmatter,
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@jerry works until pharmacies run out of drugs as they are wont to do these days

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