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rodhilton

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backend services engineering • Twitter alum • movie nerd • machete order guy • remote work zealot • hall monitors get mocked & blocked • facts my own & disguised as opinions

#Technology: #Programming | #Java | #Twitter | #Mastodon | #RemoteWork

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rodhilton, to random
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Employees: We like working in the same homes where we sleep. There's no commute, it's very convenient.

Google: Nah we need you back in the office. But we built hotel rooms here so you can still sleep in the same place you work and there's no commute.

Employees: Uh yeah that's what we already had...

Google: That'll be $99. Which you pay us. To trap you in the office we demanded you come back to.

https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/4/23820061/google-hotel-bay-view-campus-return-to-office

rodhilton, to random
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Just added 2 pizzas to a doordash cart for pizza and movie night for my family of 4.

Between the price of the pizzas, delivery fees, taxes, convenience fees, and dasher tip, the total was $80.

80 bucks for 2 pizzas to be delivered. Pizza. The cheap food famous for delivery.

This is fucking crazy, I don't understand how people are surviving this bullshit.

rodhilton,
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Just to show I'm not making this up. I didn't seek out pizza that was particularly cheap or expensive, just a plain cheese for the kids and a Margherita for my wife and me. There aren't even any toppings.

rodhilton, to random
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Zoom background for ya today

rodhilton, to random
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Right now if you search for "country in Africa that starts with the letter K":

  • DuckDuckGo will link to an alphabetical list of countries in Africa which includes Kenya.

  • Google, as the first hit, links to a ChatGPT transcript where it claims that there are none, and summarizes to say the same.

This is because ChatGPT at some point ingested this popular joke:

"There are no countries in Africa that start with K."
"What about Kenya?"
"Kenya suck deez nuts?"

Google Search is over.

Google country in africa that starts with the letter k X & @& Q Images South africa Maps News Shopping Books Videos Flights. Finance About 318,000,000 results (0.55 seconds) While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". B Emersent Mind The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" Did you know that there s no countey in . e wen fca e st withche ler 7 sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. & : 1 It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this. & Emergent Mind https://www.emergentmind.com » posts » did-youknow-.. i Did you know that there is no country in Africa that starts with ... @ Aboutfeatured snippets - J Feedback

rodhilton, to random
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I think I'd be questioning my life choices if I was part of a profession that people loathe so much that a video of someone getting horrifically bodied by a metal slide elicits absolutely zero sympathy just because the person in it is also a member of that profession.

rodhilton,
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@mattgriffin See, this is a problem...

This video has become a viral meme on Twitter/X, Bluesky, TikTok, and Threads. And folks on Mastodon have absolutely no idea it happened, I haven't seen it even mentioned.

Say what you will about this making Mastodon "better", it sure isn't the place to be if you want to know wtf your friends are talking about.

Anyway it's this: https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/boston-police-officer-hurt-tumbling-down-childrens-slide-video-incident-goes-viral/OLD3ZMRC7FHEJBLWZBRLMKJVP4/

rodhilton,
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rodhilton, to random
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Starting a support group for people who sat through all 6 episodes of

rodhilton, to random
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Threads isn't real for me until there's a Web UI and a (free) API I can use to post with in order to leverage my various automations.

Until then it's just kind of a novel curiosity. Neither of these things seem to be much of a priority but I am enjoying watching Twitter implode because other people are using it.

rodhilton,
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@Gargron Well for me the point is to make sure I have my name reserved over there.

I'm also a little concerned they wind up never actually implementing cross-instance functionality. I know it's promised but 100m signups later they may not bother.

rodhilton,
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@Gargron I mean, you know why, right?

rodhilton,
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@jawarajabbi @Gargron are folks really going to pretend that Threads, the service built by the largest social media company in the world, with 100 million signed up users in the first weekend (10x the entire fediverse), whose mere existence led to an anti-federation pact signed by over 500 instance admins, which isn't even federating yet, isn't exactly identical to just some random Mastodon instance that someone set up with 100 people on it?

rodhilton,
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@Gargron I have left my facebook, instagram and twitter handles all activated all for the same reason, to reserve my name. Hell, I have my name reserved on gab, cohost, truth.social, post.news, and spoutible, all for the same reason. Bluesky too.

rodhilton,
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@Gargron @jawarajabbi

Show me one other mastodon instance where 500 instance admins signed a pact to block it preemptively and I'll accept your claim that Threads isn't different 😂

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