noerdman

noerdman, 6 months ago

Can I still clock out to play into the breach or do I then actually have to work on my commute?

noerdman, 6 months ago

(I like how you’re on Lemmy during that time (and how that gives you plausible deniability if somebody asks if your bathroom breaks need to be 30 minutes because you’re on reddit))

noerdman, 6 months ago

“Nate, we need to talk about your login locations.”

“What’s wrong with me logging in on the China? Why is there a clock if it shouldn’t be used?”

“Nothing wrong with that, pal. But could you tell us why it’s the gents’ room on Mondays, the ladies’ one on Tuesdays, the disabled’s one on Wednesdays, the shitter in my private apartment on Thursdays and seemingly King Charles’ private golden toilet in his fox hunting hut near Essex on Fridays?”

noerdman, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

Boss makes a grand, I make a dollar. I eat more fibre so breaks get even longer.

noerdman, 6 months ago

Don’t you dare destroy my plan to move away from work to spend a full paid working day commuting!

noerdman, 6 months ago

What kind of stupid question is that? Just walk two hours instead of cycling twenty minutes! Duh!

noerdman, 6 months ago

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/38bb8ce7-1570-45e1-86d0-c9b4c809b703.webm

noerdman, 7 months ago

I tend to tell myself that some day I’ll improve my handwriting, but I guess I’d just rather just demand gallery-style lemmy posts to increase the size of the panels instead because that requires much less work than actual self-improvement on my side.

noerdman, 7 months ago

Wow, didn’t know that! Might just fix it later, thanks for the input!

noerdman, 7 months ago

Yeah, but try to fit that into that single panel… The writing is enough of an issue already ;)

noerdman, 7 months ago

Yeah, I am. I’ll work on that.

noerdman, 7 months ago

Thanks for the feedback, I’ll work on that. Usually, the panels are meant to be looked at one by one, like a gallery that you swipe through or something, which would make the text bigger as well, but Lemmy doesn’t seem to support that, so it’s the full comic in one image, which may be part of that issue. But yeah, I’ll try to improve the text.

noerdman, 7 months ago

Damn

noerdman, 7 months ago

So, should be fixed now. Thanks for pointing it out.

noerdman, 7 months ago

Yeah, but mentioning the playstation and the meme homeserver right away felt a little too cheap.

noerdman, 7 months ago

Uuuuh, nice, what did you find out?

noerdman, 7 months ago

Das geht auch andersherum exzellent (also es absichtlich dann eben auf englisch aussprechen). Katzenjammer. Jammerlappen. Windjammer. Oder so.

noerdman, 7 months ago

So is showing Life of Brian on Good Friday, and yet here we are.