@eljefedsecurit@infosec.exchange
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eljefedsecurit

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I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots. aik Kalaki!

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eljefedsecurit, to random
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If you grew up with 'Dookie' by Green Day, it's 30 years old today.

Go schedule your Annual.

jerry, to random
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Surely I’m not the only one

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry they lie I didn't sign either.

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry I submit exhibit A...

jerry, to random
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I need a source for boxes of bootstraps to hand out to the R’s that keep begging me for money. I assume they lost their bootstraps and the money isn’t trickling down like it’s supposed to, hence why they have to ask me for 💰

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry oriental trading co?

jerry, to random
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Wow! Murdoch retires, Veritas dies, and Rudy gets sued by his own lawyers all in 24 hours. Quite a day.

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry nature is healing...

jerry, to random
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I have bad news everyone. Tonight I am turning infosec.exchange into a private facebook group
/s if not obvious

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry ...but i died on facebook.

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry well, you haven't tried to kill me off yet, so there is that.

bsidesorlando, to random
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Prepare to have your circuits rewired and your data banks updated.

We are proud to announce our keynote speaker is @eljefedsecurit !

Check out our list of speakers and schedule.
https://bsidesorlando.org/schedule/

Don't forget to get your tickets.
https://bsorl.org/reg-23

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry @bsidesorlando thank you! 😁

jerry, to random
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Last nights super bizarre dream: I had a super annoying and clingy pet octopus that kept hugging me, which I found really unsettling, but it was my pet and I had apparently agreed to love it like any other pet.

I was very happy when I woke up from that one. And no, the octopus did not require water - it was apparently a PNW tree octopus

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry tis the season...

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Apparently unlike the leader of another social media network, I have never turned off satellites to thwart the military operations of one of my country’s allies in their attempt to defend themselves against an aggressor.

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry thank you for being a responsible citizen.

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Foundation is turning into a space soap opera

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry... We do need a good space opera.

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My precious came today!

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry

Gasp in Spanish

jerry, to random
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So far, I am pretty impressed by the simplicity of fastly.

I am contemplating a major refactoring that is focused on performance. I believe I will consolidate down from the 13 servers today to 4 larger servers colocated on a 10gbps network, and moving back to a local minio storage provider.

The 16 core DB server is regularly saturating, so will likely go with one of the 64 core sapphire rapids servers for that and redis, and another for puma.

Fastly seems like a much better solution than setting up a bunch of nginx reverse proxies around the world, and so far it seems to be working really well.

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry forgive mye I'm curious and dumb: is fastly an alternative to glitchsoc?

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry ah OK, I don't know the cdn at all.

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry thx for that rundown. you'd think I should know some of this after running security at bing for 2 yrs lol but that was all upstream and never came into play while I was there 🤷

jerry, (edited ) to random
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I wish I could offer an “exit survey” for people who decide to move from infosec.exchange. Would love to know why and if there was anything we could have done better…

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry i propose a new server rule: if you intend to leave the server, please send a Dear Jerry Toot.

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry @xje4 that's me, i invented that.

eljefedsecurit, to random
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next time you nuke or boil a hot dog, get a piece of aluminum foil out.

when the doggie is done, pop it into the bun and quickly wrap it, then go get condiments, drink, etc. and then sit down and unwrap your perfectly steamed hot dog.

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Ok, I sent an email to Adguard's support to find out why they consider infosec.exchange a threat, I mean beyond the hot takes and dad jokes.

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry maybe they want a cut.

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I feel like someone put a big pan over my head and has been banging the side with a hammer.

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry got paxlovid yet?

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry I wish you relief. 🙏

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I studied hard for this test but I still failed 😕

eljefedsecurit,
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@jerry 😕😔🙏

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