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You can have sex with someone, regardless of their gender. But you can’t have gender with someone afaik, like a physical act, I don’t think so

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“clearly don’t understand”… Oxymoron of the decade

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Seagulls play dumber than they are, ever since Johnathan Livingston

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Yes I will keep myself safe, thanks 👍

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I deal with the chronic not the unironic💨

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Something bad is about to happen

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I did a personal poop challenge to celebrate

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Glad to be of service, just doing my part

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I drink a gallon a day because I love peeing

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Optimizations? Fix known issues?

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History does tend to repeat itself

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I dropped out of college, now I have 2 businesses, a house and no debt. College was the problem. But I am divorced too so couldn’t figure out the marriage part lol

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And you are not history, history is bigger than you

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Is it that american boomer families don’t help their children? I’m not American, but I can’t figure out how boomers will have all the money and the houses over there, but their children are fucked

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Oh damn, that is something I didn’t know… I live on an island where family is still pretty strong, and it’s common for parents to have a house that’s paid for, then take out a mortgage to help their children to get a house… And other stuff like that Like building on to an existing house to make an apartment for the children

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Maybe I unwittingly did a post that will offend a lot of people 🤷🤦

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I’m just not a American man I’m gonna delete this post you are all gonna have fits

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No wonder she’s been getting more stupid recently

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Stop usieng such grammar gud, and ur spellang soe good you be teach to them 2 good

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Why people always so ready to call other people idiots? Idiot

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I have a firetv cube that doubles as an echo device, but sorry I don’t want to meet you.

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Love this

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Continue in your delusion if it helps you my son

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Of the universe? You claim knowledge of things far beyond your comprehension… Or did you mean this tiny galaxy?

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It probably won’t be us for sure. Where did this heat death of the universe idea originate? First time I’ve heard of it here in this thread. I’m questioning now my participation in Lemmy, because I hated Reddit and this is rapidly becoming Reddit 2.0, just without spez

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I’m calling bullshit on that ‘hypothesis’, you can believe it if you want

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I said I never heard of it before yes I was ignorant of the hypothesis, read about it now and I think it’s bullshit, so my smugness remains 😂😂. Ignorance can be removed, but smugness is perpetual. Lord Kelvin never extrapolated that law

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Thanks

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The short story looks like a good read, love Asimov’s writing

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We’re really doing our best to totally leave this planet an uninhabitable mass… But I think the earth will have the last laugh.

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I don’t agree, I think it’s merely someone’s hypothesis… That being said, what we think about it is kinda irrelevant… We won’t be around to see if it happens or not lol

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Give me a second, I’m still visualizing pink drunken elephants… BRB

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Damn I only have wine 🍷, I’ll work with that

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Oh I have a lot more, I like having pants on so when I scratch my asshole I can get a nice streak inside the pants and not moist aromatic fingertips. Also pants are a good fart holder so I can spread the smell over a larger area. Also pants are a good piss catcher for those late coming dribbles that wait till you are reinserting into pants to come charging out. Shoes are good too so I don’t get the cockroach mayonnaise on my feet when I smash them.

Just a few thoughts

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Eastern society

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So true… I too would want to know if my doppelganger had kicked the bucket

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Mask and crown look too big for your head Ginger

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