Ninji

Ninji, 7 months ago to random

important thanksgiving tip: you can sing “pumpkin pie” to the same cadence as “uptown girl”. thanks for reading

Ninji, 9 months ago to random

woke up to find out that i’ve completed my any% run of mastodon without even realising

Ninji, 9 months ago to random

twitch streamer with 7 viewers: hey guys!! i bought this expensive microphone so you can hear me play minecraft in dolby atmos surround sound

long-distance train manager (speaking into a potato): please listen to the following announcements to find out how you’re going to get home

Ninji, 10 months ago to random

a guide to greetings:

"hi guys": excludes non-guys
"ladies and gentlemen": excludes non-binary people, and men who aren't gentle
"hey folks": a bit too predictable
"hello fortnite gamers": surprising and equally offensive to everyone, the ideal choice

Ninji, 10 months ago to random

the ivory testflight has custom emoji support now!! :sims2_plus_plus:

Ninji, 11 months ago to random

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Animation showing a stock image of a husky where a mouse cursor drags a pizza slice into their mouth, and then stars fall down from the top of the screen. Text in the background: When you "Fave" me, you are effectively throwing a "Treat" into my mouth