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Regular people problems 🤣

From Mort by Terry Pratchett (Discworld series)

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Well THAAAANK YOU for 'ruining' a whole page of this book A lengthy passage about a Scottish Highland character's interactions with "the Little People" ends with this question and OF COURSE I read the whole thing mentally substituting "Wee Free" for "Little" - Every.Single.Time 🤣 @bookstodon

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LOL now that's an interesting piece of logic 🤣🤣

‘The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
‘“But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”

--from the #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy by #douglasadams
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Narayoni,
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@MsDropbear425 @bookstodon this series is like comfort food for me - similar to by . Since this Monday I had a migraine and I've been listening to this ever since ❤️

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Small Gods is a masterful fantasy comic satire on religious institutions, religious fundamentalism, philosophy, and the weaponisation of religious fanaticism for political power, set in the Discworld. It explores how religious beliefs and faith shift and change over time, from being centred on the deity to being centred on the religious institution itself. Rereading this was an absolute joy!
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I totally agree with you Urn, sometimes laughing at something is the only thing that can keep you sane, what with going on in the world.

"He remembered Didactylos saying the world was a funny place. And, he thought distantly, it really was. Here people were about to roast someone to death, but they’d left his loin-cloth on, out of respectability. You had to laugh. Otherwise you’d go mad."
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Lol 😂 🤣 now that's a good one!

"He fumbled under his robe and produced something that looked, to Fergmen’s eye, very much like a torture instrument. This must have communicated itself to Urn, who said very slowly and kindly: ‘This is an ad-just-ab-ble span-ner.’
‘Yes?’
‘It’s for twisting nuts off.’
Fergmen nodded miserably."

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Religion with its somewhat random rules 😂 🤣
"‘I nearly committed a terrible sin,’ said Brutha. ‘I nearly ate fruit on a fruitless day.’
‘That’s a terrible thing, a terrible thing,’ said Om. ‘Now cut the melon.’
‘But it is forbidden!’ said Brutha.
‘No it’s not,’ said Om. ‘Cut the melon.’But it was the eating of fruit that caused passion to invade the world,’ said Brutha.
‘All it caused was flatulence,’ said Om. ‘Cut the melon!’"
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These lines made me wonder: how many people actually believe in God, and not the Institution, out of fear or just because it's what everyone does.
"… it can’t be just him who believes in me.
Really in me. Not in a pair of golden horns. Not in a great big building. Not in the dread of hot iron and knives. Not in paying your temple dues because everyone else does. Just in the fact that the Great God Om really exists."
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Now that's exactly what I have always believed... My moral code in a nutshell, simple and to the point,with religion having nothing to do with it:
"What have I always believed?
That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right."
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This made me lol 😂 so hard 🤣🤣
"Nhumrod looked around the garden. It seemed to be full of melons and pumpkins and cucumbers. He shuddered.
‘Lots of cold water, that’s the thing,’ he said. ‘Lots and lots.’"
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If only fanatics had the capacity to reason, the world would have been so different .... But then they wouldn't be fanatics 🤷
"‘Ye god, not a damn holy war, is the man insane? Some idiot missionary gets himself killed, some man writes some gibberish about the shape of the world, and we have to go to war?’"
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Superb metaphor 👌
"Fear is strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground."

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Exactly my thoughts about the Creator and the state of the world
"But there were things to suggest to a thinking man that the Creator of mankind had a very oblique sense of fun indeed, and to breed in his heart a rage to storm the gates of heaven...
...The mugs, for example.
They had legends on them like A Present From the Holy Grotto of Ossory, or To The World’s Greatest Daddy"
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The Citadel would be a fascist's wet dream...
"No matter what your skills, there was a place for you in the Citadel.
And if your skill lay in asking the wrong kinds of questions or losing the righteous kind of wars, the place might just be the furnaces of purity, or the Quisition’s pits of justice.
A place for everyone. And everyone in their place."-from by @bookstodon

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Rincewind: “I assure you the thought never even crossed my mind, lord.”
The Patrician: “Indeed? Then if I were you I’d sue my face for slander.”
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Starting this legendary series of books again! I didn’t actually read the very last one, because after Terry died I didn’t really want it to be over. Now it’s been a few years, and I originally started reading the series about 30 years ago (!) so it’s about time to reacquaint myself 📖

Pic: The Colour of Magic, the very first #Discworld novel, with a charming @hellogeri lucky cat sticker as a bookmark.

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I'm in a reading slump! I had a long weekend and couldn't get any book to "catch." I need ideas! Something that grabs the reader from paragraph one but isn't a thriller. @bookstodon

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@BertL @bookstodon I think I have two books left of #Discworld. Going Postal is one and I forget the other.

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@ergative @bookstodon
Thank you! I enjoyed the review AND discovered the special Royal Mail stamp series honoring the Discworld books, which can be pre-ordered now!

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@JeroenRombouts @Jackthelad93 @bookstodon I've read series from beginning to finish (Pratchett was an auto-buy for me). However, over 40 books is daunting so always recommend that you start one of the paths: https://www.discworldemporium.com/reading-order/. I'm a fan of the Witches so I'd recommend that sub-series to begin. Also The Watch is great fun.

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