holiday42, 10 months ago

A TSR which intermittently plays old commercials jungles. At full volume.

“Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.”

n3cr0, 10 months ago

It wouldn’t run DOS. There would be a Linux kernel running a full-blown workload manager … which is severely misconfigured.

• Tasks are waiting in the queue for months (sometimes years).
• Some tasks are running for very long and then get terminated in favor to a new task which got enqueued a second ago.
• Most tasks crash (segfault), due to overallocated memory.
• CPU load is constantly at 100% although many tasks are just idling.

At least that’s the case in ADHD brains.

grabyourmotherskeys, 10 months ago

So, basically, Dwarf Fortress.

ApeNo1, 10 months ago

Help

Lemjukes, 10 months ago

Syntax Error

rvd2k4, 10 months ago

DROP TABLE names;