My niece just did the most terrifying thing in the world …

by ThrewAwayApples

So I have a “master mage” character. I don’t play it anymore but my niece (8 years old) likes to play it. Well, im just on my phone when I just happened to look up and I saw her cast paralyze on an imperial guard, then cast fear, then blast them with lighting storm.

So I asked her why she casted Paralyze and fear.

She said the guard was rude to her, and that she wanted him to feel helpless, wanting to run away in fear, but not being able to because of the paralyzing spell, as she disintegrated him.

NOPper,

One day my 7 year old daughter found the wabbajack. Later walked past a guard who said something she felt was snarky, so she zapped him with it. He turned into a swee roll, and she immediately laughed then ate him. Was so excited she told the story for days lol.

CarbonatedPastaSauce,

I look forward to reading about her in the news 10-15 years from now.

j/k, everyone knows children are little psychopaths. Better to take it out on pixels than each other whenever possible!

Jax,

Terrifying, or pride inducing?

Could be a bit of both, I suppose.

dragonflyteaparty,

Freaking vicious. Damn.

chris,

Master tactician

morphballganon,

Sounds like someone I want on my side

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