I’m playing a kobold artificer who used to be a wild magic sorcerer, before a wild magic surge blew up his left arm and leg and severed his connection to the weave
Two good: I heard he made his own prosthetic limbs, I heard he used to be a powerful sorcerer
Two bad: I heard he blew up his school by accident, I heard he killed his teacher
One false: I heard he blew up his school on purpose