SkepticalButOpenMinded,

Can someone explain this meme to me?

ummthatguy,
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It’s a combo of 2 scenes from Billy Madison

ininewcrow,
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This meme gave me flashbacks

I was about 12 playing baseball with my friends. Some younger kids were playing dodge ball nearby and their ball rolled onto our field. I ran over grabbed the ball and threw it back to one of the kids. The little eight year old said something to me … I didn’t hear it but I knew he was swearing at me. I turned back to him and everything went black … the little shit just wanted to distract me so that he could whip the ball in my face.

All I remember is that sound … WANGGGGGGG!!! … ringing in my ears, everything turning black and falling back on my ass.

ummthatguy,
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Nothing like a little childhood trauma. Hope the little shit got it back somehow.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-03-2023/NecuO8.gif

ininewcrow,
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Every time I think about that moment … I want to slap that little shit and make him cry … at least he didn’t use a tire iron

But that was 30 years ago … over 30 years ago (fuck I’m old) … I have a pretty nice life and on my way to retiring comfortably … and the little shit is a drug addict with four kids, his fourth or fifth relationship and living in a shack

I want to beat the little eight year shit but I feel sorry for the 40 year old adult … but if I had the chance, I’d still whip a red rubber ball into his face.

ummthatguy,
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armus,

That Miss Rashella is one hot piece of asssh

ummthatguy,
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Well, she is Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless wonder from Seinfeld.

https://media.tenor.com/WWloVPxS9lYAAAAd/sue-ellen-mischke-bra.gif

armus,

They’re spectacular

qisope,
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braful everything elseless

WanderingCrow,

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles O’Brien!

ummthatguy,
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