€ Euro banknotes are getting a new look! The time has come to choose the theme for their future design, and we want YOU to have a say. Which theme should be selected?
@EU_Commission These themes are pretty bland and boring. However, one of them is "birds". In Italy, bird is an euphemism for penis. So, people of the EU, you know what to do: bird is the word.
@EU_Commission -
You know that one of the benefits of #BrexitShambles is that EU-27 can stop using English now & speak in your native tongue? 😉 There is still Ireland, but you can speak Irish for them. 🇮🇪 💖 🇪🇺
Still, with the plunge in the value of £-sterling, I'd still rather be in the Eurozone right now. 🇪🇺
@EU_Commission Again? Surely they don't need another redesign, especially with the increasing prevalence of a cashless society nowadays...
Maybe spend the money ensuring EU-wide banking is up to scratch to ensure that contactless transactions are without a hitch and removing any hidden fees.
@EU_Commission Knowing the list of themes before filling out the survey would help you choose a favorite. You start voting and have no idea if the one you like enough is the best or the next one is even more interesting.
@EU_Com[email protected] Don't care what it looks like as long as you get an UBI working because of all the societal changes thanks to automation.
And start shortening the working hours. We 😎 😎 already in the future.
@EU_Commission I think it would be quite interesting if the banknotes incorporated some sort of material native to the country represented by the design, similar to how Canadian banknotes were rumoured to be maple scented.
@EU_Commission Cash? That stuff you get from your grandparents on Christmas and becomes a chore to get into your bank account?
How about just discontinuing cash?
@EU_Commission Ideally, every #banknote would bear my portrait. I’d be wearing an impressive crown and a very dignified look. There would be no name, so nobody knows it’s me. People would be like: ‘Who IS this guy?’ and ‘The king?’ and ‘We don’t even have no bloody king!’ and ‘Hey, that’s a double negative!’ Sometimes people would recognise me and ask: ‘Hey, aren’t you the #Euro guy?’ ‘No’, I’d answer, ‘but I hear that a lot.’
@EU_Commission
I followed the link to see the possible designs.
The first page gave an arithmetic question (NOT math, that is a separate rant) to "prove I am human".
I proved I am human by leaving the page.
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