I had a thing thing on with a bookcase and told them I was sick of haggling; they could have it for free, it’s at the end of the driveway.
My buddy picked me up to do something right after and helped me take it down to the end of the driveway. He said if it’s there when we get back I’ll take it (he drives a van for his business).
He dropped me off hours later, 3 hours after the guys said they would come and the bookcase was still there, it was going to rain, so we loaded it into his van.
As we’re doing this the brodogs show up in a car way too small to handle this item and acting like they would fight us over this transgression. Lol.