Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus wants good things to happen to you.
a_queer_one, Not about Spinosaurus but this song is pretty much the same “dinosaur as mental health tool” vibe (well, synapsid not dinosaur)
n3cr0, Spinosauruses suck. Prove: They vanished long ago. Do you really want to depend on them?
sholomo, that’s a long fucking tail
Evil_Shrubbery, Facts: Scientist don’t believe the tail was used for fucking (:P)
FlyingSquid, 
Fuck Spinosaurus. I moved all of their shit to a new apartment with them even though neither of us had a truck and it was the middle of summer and he turns around and doesn’t even bother to show up for my wedding.
sebinspace, Spinosaurus would fuck you up.
for sport.
Rolando, “The Varieties of Religious Experience: A Study in Human Nature” by William James (1902), colorized.
negativenull, The more people think about Spinosaurus, the better the world is.
Prunebutt, Was this originally a christian phrase about Jesus? 🤔
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
I dunno, but dinosaurs are more fun.
Prunebutt, Takes a chair and sits on it backwards: Now, let me tell you about a really fun guy with long hair and a beard and pretty craaaazy 🤪 ideas! /j
9bananas, Carl Marx?
thanks_shakey_snake, Spinosaueus Aegyptiacus roamed the earth long before Jesus Christ did so I’m pretty sure this is the original.
Prunebutt, Sorry, I forgot that for a moment.
deus, Their only mistake was living in a time before writing had been invented. I’m sure their shenanigans would make for a very dope religion.
Kyrgizion, I want good things to happen to spinosaurus but that ship has sailed innit.
Evil_Shrubbery, Sad spinosaurus noises … which we never heard :'(
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