f5xs_bhw0a,

'Sa kang gagong inutil na tarantadong anak ng puta.

Some others can try better.

UserNotFound,
@UserNotFound@lemmy.world avatar

Our language have one word, same as Poland: kurva Other words : pičovina (bullshit), chuj (idiot), and other one word curse. I don’t know about some fancy curse that others wrote here

DrCatface,
@DrCatface@lemmy.ml avatar

can anyone tell me where “reach your hand up my arse and jerk off my shit” came from? fuckin masterpiece i use it all the time

karbonkel, (edited )

In Dutch we curse and insult with diseases. For example “kankerzooi” = “cancerous mess” and “tyfuslijer” = “typhoid sufferer”. That first one is a bit frowned upon, but using “kanker” is becoming more common. There’s an established word “kankeren” which means “to grumble”, though.

Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that this meme works very well for Dutch

Some more examples:

  • Teringlijer = tuberculosis sufferer
  • Pestpokken = something with the plague and pox
  • Krijg de kolere = get cholera
  • Zich de tyfus werken = literally “to work so hard you get typhoid” (wtf), but really just “to work very hard”

Funny one also is “kut” which means “vagina” and is used in the same way as cursing with “shit”. Also, something like “kanker” (cancer) can be used in a positive way to emphasize something, like “kankerlekker” meaning “extremely good tasting” (although still frowned upon by most people)

Actually, just read the Wikipedia page: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity

C0rkedchimp,
@C0rkedchimp@vlemmy.net avatar

“Me cago en el olivo que dio las aceitunas que hicieron el aceite que lubrica las bisagras del ataúd de tus muertos”

“I shit on the olive that gave the olives which made the oil lubricating the hinges of the coffins of your dead (relatives)”

MayonnaiseArch,
@MayonnaiseArch@beehaw.org avatar

Holy shit this is some cursing

emptyother,
@emptyother@lemmy.world avatar

Most Norwegians just repeat a lot of synonyms for the devil and hell and burning:

Faen steike til helvetes forbannade jævelskap.

But there are more creative cursers, of course. Good cursing is an art.

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck you you fucking fuck, I shat my pants because of your bloody damn post.

Best regards from France.

I’ll try one from my country.

“Bordel à cul de pompe à merde !”

Fucking ass shit pump!

I love you

mokutou,

This comment is a fuckin ride

Llewellyn,
@Llewellyn@lemmy.ml avatar

Your one sounds like a fancy dish

Heldenhirn,

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

Iron_Lynx,

Godverdeklere, spreek Nederlands jij kankermongool!

Reorder9543,
@Reorder9543@social.fossware.space avatar

My native language is close to Dutch and while I don’t understand exactly what you just said, it sounds funny as hell.

Iron_Lynx,

If people would like a translation:

  • Godverdeklere

A bastardisation which pulls “klere”/“kolere” - cholera - into “godverdomme” - god damn me. Definitely profane

  • spreek Nederlands

Literally: speak Dutch. Not profane, though if someone does say it to you unprovoked, they’re probably racist.

  • jij kankermongool

you cancer-mongol. Mongol in Dutch mostly is an insult to people who have Down Syndrome, not people from Mongolia. Definitely profane.

squaresinger,

Bleib mit dem doch bitte in ich_iel. Das nervt so sehr.

Heldenhirn,

Bei dem was du so hier unter das Meme kommentiert hast wird das nur ein Wunsch bleiben 🤡

squaresinger,

Verstehe nicht was du meinst.

Maerman,

Jou ma se poes, man!

gaussian_distro,

Fokof polisiekar, fok jou! Poes off polisieman! Van my gunsteling lyrics in Afrikaans

Reorder9543,
@Reorder9543@social.fossware.space avatar

Liewe fok. Nie gedink ek gaan julle lot hier sien nie.

A_Chilean_Cyborg,
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

Meme qliao conxetumareee

ralC,

Mcetpmhdlgp

Only true spaniards will understand

FierroGamer,

American English maybe, some parts of the uk and Irish do sound very aggressive

Lemmylefty,

For those of you who are multilingual from birth, do you have a preference?

SirAramis,

Pretty much depends on who I’m cursing at lol

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Always curse at the person in the opposite language they speak. If they know both, sign language

squaresinger,

Over here many people are native in sign language cursing. There’s the word with the middle finger, the one with the index finger against the temple, the raised fist, the flat hand moving from throat to chin, the index finger across the chin and so on.

A_Chilean_Cyborg,
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

Chilean Spanish is way better than English for cursing.

charizardcharz,

I’m natively bilingual. It depends what language I’m speaking and if I want someone to understand or not.

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Yes.

Iron_Lynx,

Not strictly, though Dutch does offer a few other fun subjects for your profanity.

UberFox,

Lmao yes Hindi curses just sound much more aggressive than fucks or assholes

ilovetvshows,

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SpeedRacer,

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