I bet I will
T3rr4T3rr0r, 
Damn is it really that crazy of a change
Koboldschadenfroh, deleted_by_author
Wumbologist, Most likely, but The Reductress is a satire site so it could be from any time.
dingleberry, 😲
💩 😌
🫥🔪😢
Damn! They weren’t lying.
lugal, I’m their roommate and I can confirm this
victron, 
Were you killed before or after the soiling?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Are you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?
victron, Oh, poop knife, now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
Todesschnitzel, Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.
Viking_Hippie, Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷
odium, Relationship advice: that’s a red flag.
Kalothar, Might be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want
lugal, Your roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome
Belgdore, “And they were roomates”
roon, 
They saw the article before you did
SternburgExport, Already done one of these and let me just say that I don’t have any roommates.
EmpathicVagrant, You say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident
SternburgExport, I didn’t have any before the incident
lugal, So there was an incident?
Hazrod, God I hope that you shat yourself and the your NEVER had any roommates.
SternburgExport, I have to let you know that I’m a professional shidder
CaptainBlagbird, 
…anymore.
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