Maintenance trusted me bro.
AlexDrago, It’s probably for a noble cause
Bookmeat, Ok, why is that blade in the raised position? I hope they’re not transporting is that way…
CaptainBlagbird, 
Probably a non-functional model where the blade is screwed tight at that position 🤔
Schlemmy, There are supposed to be only a few working guillotines in France but they allegedly lie in a museum cellar somewhere.
Etterra, Hello France? The American people here. We’d like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.
Spendrill, Thing one: You don’t need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.
Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they’ll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.
Hyperdinobeast, We just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro
Astroturfed, I heard the Irish are still here and are the problem. We just need to go back to the original scapegoat and eliminate it as the source.
Etterra, Politicians are a minority group.
nednobbins, Robespierre has entered the chat.
Etterra, Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we’re absolutely saturated with politicians. We’ll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.
Spendrill, Might I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.
balderdash9,
Sanctus, 
Y’all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.
SaltyIceteaMaker, any day now…
Raisin8659, 
Getting ready…
Relentless_Blinky, I wonder who that’s for
electric_nan, Ask not for whom the guillotines, it tines for thee.
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