The presence of OPs device on our network would be ringing about a dozen alarms and we’d already have it quarantined with his account disabled because we would assume it’s been compromised. I’d then enjoy sitting in the meeting with OP and his boss as he has to explain to them why I disabled their access to all company technology and OP has to turn in his reports in a 3 ring binder.
Don’t like Windows? That’s totally legit and fine with me. But you do that shit on your own environment at home, not mine at a place of business.