My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder
After reading the list, a dog groomer beats a barber. Plus I can snap/bite?
TheMightyCanuck, The wife is a dog groomer… ohhhhh boy the horror stories and pictures I get on the fucking DAILY.
BRUSH. YOUR. FUCKING. DOGS. OCCASIONALLY.
Vespair, I will never understand why people economically disadvantage themselves by spending so much money on a freaking dog. Imagine not progressing in life because you had to spend $2000+/yr on dog grooming… Fucking insanity, I swear.
MacDangus, Progressing to where? Wherever you are in life? Hard pass.
bit101, The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim.
… but never zero.
harry315, Why is the numbering backwards?
Gladaed, Because it is a top ten. The top most point is usually the punch line/most important. Hence you put it at the end to build Suspence.
quellik, I paid $600 to have my dog’s teeth deep-cleaned and definitely had a similar though to this lol
Vets and groomers are wonderful
Drusas, My dog is going to need this before too long and our estimate was more in the range of $1,000 (large dog, needs more anesthesia, costs more). Not looking forward to it!
OberonSwanson, Same here. I have a female bichon frise and I had no idea the teeth near the mustache tend to go bad along with the hip joints.
FARTYSHARTBLAST, 
I bite all my hair dressers.
Drusas, I pee on mine to assert dominance.
FARTYSHARTBLAST, Only way to get a good haircut really
imposedsensation, I’m doing it all wrong–I need to start seeing a pet groomer.
OberonSwanson, I plan on making the joke next time I’m in, see how it lands.
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