Anon is nothing more than a tool
glibg10b, So she was fucking a toaster?
MaliciousKebab, Hope not
newIdentity, Nope. Her “primal urges” were hunger. She only used it to make food
jedi_hamster, Hello from 2019
BanMeAgainIWontStop, Top fucking tier. Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏
GFGJewbacca, Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.
abraham_linksys, Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I’ll see you later
betamark, Red Dwarf Fanfic. ✔
Blackmist, Ah, so you’re a waffle man.
spez, what does it mean that he’s a ‘toaster’?
etrotta, 
the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)
Thassodar, Don’t forget the “getting rusty” as well.
teacs, Reminds me of “gf is prego”
vulnerability, sauce?
newIdentity,
EmoDuck, Fuck, that one killed me
tostiman, 
ffs lmao
teacs, Yea, it’s pasta sauce
spez, OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD
I missed the joke by a mile.
mp3, 
👏…👏…👏
SuddenDownpour, Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one
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