Don’t federate with Meta, they’ll come in and syphon away our dozens of users!
Current arguments against federation:
Don’t federate with Meta, they’ll come in and flood us with too many users!
Honestly, the hysteria in these threads is ridiculous. Meta doesn’t care about the handful of Mastodon users and never did, the project just sounded cooler to higher ups when it was pitched as web3 /decentral project.