i do not know how to cope with my life after viewing both the real strip and the heathcliff-free version.
i find myself confused, angry, and in need of help. I’m not sure what it even means for something to make sense anymore, but i’m pretty sure if i ever did make sense of it, i would be diving even further into the incomprehensible madness of the universe, lose all sense of reality, and unable to discern my morbid life experiences from my own horrifying nightmares.