At the part where the author sings the alphabet song… they need this version (if anyone remembers where it’s from):
Q, R, S, T, U, V (look up ahead!)
W, X, Y… Z!
There’s only one American spelling that irrationally gets on my nerves and it’s their variant of cheque for financial things like paycheque. Anyone that uses the wrong one can check out of the country, thanks /j