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TinyPizza, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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If one of them gets hurt then I think we'll all be the real winners. I hope something inside of Zuckerberg snaps and he does some weird 2 finger, forbidden heart bursting strike on Elon. He paid a man 1 million dollars to teach him that move, under the promise he'd never use it... But just like all bourgeoisie tech bros, he lied.

fear, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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When Reddit's CEO takes over all the news coverage with his string of bad decisions, Facebook and Twitter CEOs are gonna feel threatened. This reeks of desperate flailing for someone to pay attention.

xMotivee,

Winner should take on Spez

fear,
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There are no winners here. Only people screaming "Heey! Over here, look we can be stupid, too! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!"

Manifish_Destiny,

Winner should jump into a volcano

drumdonuttea,
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@Manifish_Destiny
Kilauea has entered the chat

MxM111,
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No volcano deserves that.

mountainpilot, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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How about if the loser agrees to donate 100% of their wealth to charity, subside on the wages of their lowest paid employee, and disappear from public life?

jhoward, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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I think we can all agree to lose the keys to that cage, right?

Wilshire,
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Then throw it in the ocean, right? I'm just asking questions.

bob, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

I... what? I hope there's a way they can both lose.

SmokeInFog, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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Celebrity Death Match, please

qwen, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

How is that not the Onion

Wilshire,
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nzodd, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Can't we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?

Floppy, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.

tburkhol,

It's almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.

Rinox, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Make it to the death!

DrDooom,

I'd buy that PPV!

JayDurst, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Celebrity deathmatch anyone?

Wilshire,
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The game was great too.

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