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nudermeisters,

Try again

nudermeisters,

I guess this makes me a simple man because I love it

nudermeisters,

FML woman

nudermeisters,

I should really hop down and visit Portland more often… but I’m lazy and 5 is a mess lol

Anything you recommend doing there?

nudermeisters,

Been in the navy, can confirm. Still able to see perfectly fine. And now I’m aware how weird looking the gamut of dicks are in their casual states.

nudermeisters,

“Bumping uglies” is a phrase that means “having sex”.

nudermeisters,

:)

nudermeisters,

Drippy mouth 🥵 whatchu been up to

nudermeisters,

took me a second

nudermeisters,

Fuuuuuuuuck I think I need to sit down for a second…

nudermeisters,

Consent is THE HOTTEST part of ANY sexual interaction.

nudermeisters,
  • while staring at labia majora
nudermeisters,

So she can send you a cashapp request duh

nudermeisters,

Are you gonna come over here, or do I have to do it myself?

You look fantastic

nudermeisters,

I feel singled out and targeted by this

And I love it

nudermeisters,

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/e6a4d909-d671-493a-a644-840f82f776b9.webp

nudermeisters,

tip: get/request for a couple washable ones, so you don’t have to deal with tearing a new sheet of masking tape off. the washable ones are great. I say get a couple because you really have to let it dry after washing. cant towel dry it, or you’ll load it right up with little fibers. I’m a poor man, hope this tip still helps :)

nudermeisters,

Great tips, for great tits!

nudermeisters,

TitsMcGee

nudermeisters,

Cleaning makes me feel dirty too

nudermeisters,

Seller List:

lemmy.world/post/1350283

(Disclaimer: Unknown update or accuracy status)

Maybe you can add the names you find as a comment to get them added, idk

nudermeisters,

A jill of all trades, really.

nudermeisters, (edited ) 

<span style="color:#323232;">![Optional Image 1 Text](url_to_image_1 "Optional title 1")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![Optional Image 2 Text](url_to_image_2 "Optional title 2")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![Optional Image 3Text](url_to_image_3 "Optional title 3")
</span>

even just


<span style="color:#323232;">![](url_to_image_4)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![](url_to_image_5)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">![](url_to_image_6)
</span>

etc

but that’s only in the post body. the main post seems to only be able to have a single representative image, You probably know all this, but just in case.

nudermeisters,

I’m not sure how you post, I use the web interface, maybe if thats what you also use, an iillustrated screenshot would be more helpful? ignore the image numbers thats unimportant, just placeholders to distinguish items:

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/fe7bc8e1-c662-43b9-9418-89d6cd7956f2.webp

nudermeisters,

To do that just hit the little image icon in the text window. You wait for the upload to finish, then you can hit it again for another image. Not an ideal process, but it’s there.

Note: these always populate at the END of your post. Not where your cursor is. You can cut/paste them.around your post if you want to place them between statements etc.

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/8fb85c29-8b61-4b34-a496-688973f95a74.webp

nudermeisters,

Early awaiting the punishment hahaha

nudermeisters,

Hell yeah

nudermeisters,

And I hope you experience a higher than average amount of inadvertent spider consumption in your sleep, for making such a bullshit argument to cover your shitty action.

Look how nice lemmy is we all hope for each other.

nudermeisters,

Lmao you can’t find an edge here to grab on to and show how much a “not asshole” you are, so you’ll reduce the argument to me simping?

Weak sauce brother, disappointing. Best of luck.

Ta ta

nudermeisters,

You’re abusing the context here and you know that full well. Cut it out

nudermeisters,

think I’m hot? It’s hotter on my OF

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Good luck bubbarinas lol

nudermeisters,

Opinions are exactly what I was asking for, so thank you

nudermeisters,

She’s the model pictured above. I do some stunt cock/camerawork for. Great friend of mine, and I love to see her suceed.

nudermeisters,

I also have a “girl next door” kink, and it’s all I personally want to see. I immediately block collectors and OF promotions.

nudermeisters, (edited )

It’s definitely… hard

But for real, next time you are going to town try holding a camera steady at the same time 🤣

Also to everyone reading this, im literally just a normal dude… No idea how I got I to this tbh. Started as a joke, next thing I know she’s naked and I’m filming. Could happen to anyone. Be a real person to the women in your life.

nudermeisters, (edited )

I’ll make a semantically unimportant argument that the caption makes the difference between “billboard” and “pandering”.

“Look at this awesome set of tits” = billboard

“Tell me what you would do to me if you had me” = pandering

nudermeisters,

This logic checks out. And I find no fault with it.

nudermeisters,

Yeah that was what initially spawned this text, I was pretty grossed out by the low amount of effort

nudermeisters,

yep. i can spot a few around lemmy as well. Yandex is a really good reverse image search tool. I honestly know nothing about it though, might be cancer for all i know.

nudermeisters,

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/caa03588-100e-4145-9e49-8184aca6345f.gif

nudermeisters,

lmao SISTER… its so on point, and on the nose.

nudermeisters,
  • Tell me what you would do if…
nudermeisters,

I wouldn’t even say that desperate. TONS of dudes (and chicks, and between, etc) use Only Fans and the like. Its the normal respected, expected way to find a content creator you like. It would make zero sense for a OF content maker to not include the OF or linktree or whatever in Bio info. That’s where it should be. Only ever linked to in a post, if someone is dumb and directly asks for a link. even then, it sometimes kinda looks like a fake account being used to pump things up more.

nudermeisters,

farmed content, revenge content, etc. yep

nudermeisters,

Well, 're a well established poster though, so I think you get a lot of inherent extra wiggle room. Look at how highly upvoted your content is compared to the content in question here. it’s easy to discern from my point of view, and I cant speak for others, but I do expect most of us feel the same way. Also, a lot of us may have a buuuunch of communities blocked just 'cause it isn’t our thing, or whatever. Knowing that, for me, means that when I see an established poster’s profile posting the same thing a bunch of places, I may only have been in 2 of those communities, so from a “front page” perspective, to me, its not spamming at all. idk

nudermeisters,

100%

Gone Wild is a reference to the original “girls gone wild” series of VHS tapes/DVDs. (I grew up watching blurry ass GGW infomercials.).

So a community called “gonewild” where the theme is girsl showing off thier bodies, should really be limited to just “women flashing for the camera” type posts. Problem is, IRL those women were paid, or got mardi gras beads, etc. its always been transactional, behind the scenes. Now that women can directly promote themselves more readily, or can hire a "reputable"manager, and there’s no camera cuts here to hide the transactional nature of sex for entertainment.

I’m super glad I dont have to draw where the line is because it would drive me mad. What i do know is that it turns me on like wild when a woman wants to show herself off because its her kink, alone. Most of the OF girls also have that kink, they just chose to/ need to moentize it as well. At least in my experience with them.

nudermeisters,

there’s a “seller” list going on elsewhere, i see, i have no idea how accurate it is, but its a long list:

lemmy.world/post/1350283

idk if its about duration of posting or how prolific and how obviously “not about selling” you come across.

nudermeisters,

Halal sexmeat, finally

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