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mellifera

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Back on my bullshit after taking a break because 🎶 Depression 🎶

Big Booty Folk Witch, Undercover Alt Black Girl, OG Blerd, Indie Perfume Hoarder, Outrun Enthusiast, Shit Poster Extraordinaire & All Around Weirdo.

I retoot A LOT. Click here for Just my toots

https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

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#AltBlackGirl #BlackFriday #BlackMastodon #HorrorFam #CouchCousins #HumpDay #TTRPG #DnD #FolkCatholic

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stina_marie, to horror
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Yep and yep.
HAPPY TUESDAY! MAY YOU AVOID THR XMAS MUSIC THAT MY RADIO IS ALREADY PLAYING

Also, I find the first meme hilarious in that someone edited out the "i" in "shit" but found nothing wrong with "eat a bag of dicks" 😂

#meme #funny #horror #TooSoon #UGH #IAmAlreadyGoingInsane #TisTheSeason
@horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

Scene from JOKER where he's running in clown makeup being chased by two men in the background. The two men are labeled "Thanksgiving" and "Christmas" and he is labeled "Me still in Halloween vibes"

mellifera,
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@stina_marie @horror
Holiday decorations started going on shelves at my job the week before Halloween. There's even a display of Fruitcakes.

I feel like I'm in a Ho Ho Horrible Nightmare that won't end until next year. I'm gonna go listen to some John Carpenter to cope.

mellifera,
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@stina_marie @horror Ooh that's a good one too. Hilariously, Spotify's algorithm has my number. The Daylist playlist is currently on "Terror Theme Music Tuesday Morning" 🤣

mellifera, to horror
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So Son #1 made good on his threat and we #JustWatched #Halloween 2018 🙄

I must say it was also excellent. I enjoyed Laurie's characterization as well as her daughter and granddaughter. And it is always a delight to see one of my favorite #HeyItsThatGuy Will Patton.

I'm not going to say it was better than 1978 because Feral Teenager is hovering over my shoulder now and will be insufferable if I do.

🔪🔪🔪🔪.5 out 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

"It should be 9/10 Mom! 😡"

Now he's trying to convince me to watch #HalloweenKills but I'm going to make him watch #Alien first.

@horror #Horror #HorrorFam #Spooktober #JohnCarpenter #MommyAndMe

stina_marie, to horror
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🪙 About to start season 2 of 30 Coins. 🪙

I'd be worried that they "jump the shark," but one could argue that the entire show has been everyone doing exactly that, and it's been AWESOME, so I hope they keep it up.

@horror

mellifera,
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@stina_marie @horror Oh wow, that looks amazing. I can't believe I missed this one.

BigAngBlack, to blackmastodon
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#BlackFriday Oct 20, 2023

#80s dance music goes real well with Halloween. Especially those heavy synths, deep baselines. Drummin'.
I'mma do the easy ones first

#Thriller

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me

Cameo - Candy

Cherrelle - I didn't mean to turn you on (cause sexy costumes)

Whodini - Freaks Come out at night

What else y'all got

BTW, Anybody remember Chick-O-Sticks? I just looked and you can still buy em. And they're vegan

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#BlackMastodon

mellifera,
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sarahmatthews, to bookstodon
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mellifera,
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@sarahmatthews @bookstodon

My gripe with audiobooks on Spotify is that I'm already paying for premium, I refuse to spend more money on buying books when I'm already paying to subscribe.

At least with Audible you get a credit for a free book a month as part of your subscription.

lonelyboy1977, to bookstodon
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If an subscription service sounds like it might be for you, please consider supporting one that isn't owned by , that exploits its dominant position to force authors into exclusivity deals preventing their work from being available elsewhere. There are alternatives to , including (but not limited to) . @bookstodon

Try it for a month (https://www.kobo.com/plus)

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@1dalm @lonelyboy1977 @bookstodon

You can borrow audiobooks from your library with Libby

DocCarms, to bookstodon
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There was a poll that stated—Rowling’s opening line in the HP series is one of best in the world. Someone posted about how there are a bunch of other opening statements that are better.

Here’s one of my personal favorites, from Gabriel Garcia Marquez (English translated):
“It is inevitable. The scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.”

What are some of your favorite opening lines in literature? 😊
@bookstodon

mellifera,
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@DocCarms @bookstodon
From the Graveyard Book:

"There was a hand in the darkness, and it held a knife."

shadowsminder, (edited ) to random
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Is today at a certain billionaire's online retail store—the one that acts as if it was modeled after the evil corporations in Science Fiction dystopias?

Well, it's also a sales day at Bookshop.org, which is a website that was created to help independent booksellers resist in the USA and UK.

Both today and tomorrow, July 12, Bookshop.org is offering free shipping on orders of physical books. Additionally, a free tote bag will be provided for purchases above $100. This seems to apply to purchases of CDs and pre-recorded players, as well.

To shop, choose your favorite online seller or the general site (linked below) so that a portion of sales is split up among independent stores.

https://bookshop.org/

@bookstodon

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@shadowsminder

You should share this with and @bookstodon because I know I'm not the only one that wants to make How Can This Be A Bad Financial Decision When It Involves Books?? purchases right now

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