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kubok, to showerthoughts in The sea between Denmark and Sweden, Kattegat, can be translated to "a fishes cloaca on a cat" from danish

In Dutch, it just means cat's asshole.

kubok, to dadjokes in Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Lately, I was in a train. Across me, there is this man who keeps peeilng oranges, throwing black pepper on them and throwing them out of the window. After some time, my curiosity gets the best of me, so I ask him why he is throwing peppered oranges out of the train window. "Why sir?", he says, "To keep the elephants away of course". I replied that there are no elephants around, to which he says: "so it works!"

kubok, to asklemmy in What are your 'name brand only' items?

Yeah, same for motorcycle tires.

kubok, to asklemmy in What are your 'name brand only' items?

Running shoes. Antipronation shoes are fucking expensive, but having bad support will eventually hurt my feet, ankles or knees. I would get hurt very fast if I started running in cheap sneakers or something.

kubok, to dadjokes in Quite Wright

Orville or Wilbur?

kubok, to showerthoughts in Mindlessly petting a cat is like mindlessly washing a knife.

In the words of Walter Sobchak:

You are entering a world of pain

kubok, to showerthoughts in Since nobody likes calling it X, why don't we call the platform "ex-twitter"? That way it's technically true, and everybody knows what you're talking about.

I'll just keep referring it to as Twitter if I ever need to talk about it.

kubok, to showerthoughts in Linux users are the vegans of the computer world

As an 11 year Arch user, I would like to correct the title: "Arch users are the vegans of the computer world". :-P

kubok, to asklemmy in What are the best Video Game Soundtracks?

Planescape: Torment by Mark Morgan

kubok, to foss in Backup software recommendation?

And the documentation is great!

kubok, to AskKbin in Kbin: What is your all time favourite video game?

Planescape: Torment.

It had a great story that questioned good and evil (rare for a DnD style game). The graphics were great at the time. The soundtrack was (and still is) phenominal and the characters were actual characters.

kubok, to android in How does everyone feel about Motorola phones?

I have a four year old Motorola One. The only gripe I have with it , is the poor support for alternative smartphone OS-es.

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