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fsxylo, 10 months ago to mildlyinteresting in How geologists collect lava

Hungry lava giraffe

fsxylo, 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in why does this keep happening?

Espionage in movies: any scene from 007

Real espionage: lol bro check out this sweet game it’s on this flashdrive I picked up outside.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to mildlyinfuriating in Every single rising post on Reddit is crypto spam

More like mildlyexpected

fsxylo, 10 months ago to gaming in Netflix: Streamer's expansion into gaming is 'natural extension'

If I didn’t already hate Netflix, that thumbnail of beth Harmon with the Fortnite art style would make me hate the idea.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to canada in Canada issues LGBTQ+ travel advisory for U.S.

Have you been to Alabama? You could shoot those “adopt an African” commercials there.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to asklemmy in Who are you always going to be rude to and why?

The assholes are the real christians and always have been from the beginning. The peace love joy shit is just propaganda, only to be brought out like a set of fine china until you let them take the power to kill you.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to rpgmemes in Already painted too!

Screw Halloween stores, I get my skull decorations from the aquarium section.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to nostupidquestions in Why do dinosaurs have big heads and tiny arms?

A question that’s going to be surprisingly easy to answer in the near future.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to android in The difference of stealing yourself vs being stolen from

Steve jobs and Elon musk are basically the same character.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to baldurs_gate_3 in Wasn't worth the encumbrance

I’m playing a self serving character so I can understand selfish. What I can’t stand is how stupid he is.

PC: “Ok let’s save this guy so we can get a magical item to make our quest much much easier.”

Astarion: “UGH helping people is for SQUARES.”

If I didn’t need him for stealth my character would have killed him by now for his whining. Especially after he dissed my character by saying he has “standards”.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to asklemmy in If you ask for "tea" at a restaurant, what happens and where do you live?

Hear me out: I do.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to greentext in Anon is tired

No one cares about straight people enough to hate us. Spare me your fox news talking points about why we’re actually the most persecuted group in the universe. It’s old hat bullshit.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to lotrmemes in Persuasion check failed

I feel like the game should just remove the dice altogether and just initiate combat every time I talk to someone.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to asklemmy in If you ask for "tea" at a restaurant, what happens and where do you live?

Give me the wrong kind.

Either sweet or unsweet but always the one I don’t want.

fsxylo, 10 months ago to greentext in Anon is tired

Ohh that would almost be clever if it weren’t conservatives dragging the world through their unga bunga bullshit.