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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."

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Declaring earthquake faults inactive so you can continue to monetize your unsafe nuclear power plants. What could go wrong?

"Japan regulator bypasses experts in declaring faults under nuclear plant not active"

@sts

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20230316/p2a/00m/0na/016000c

TidalFlats,
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@bojacobs @sts @edwilk
Well hell, those Kajiu aren't gonna wake themselves.

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TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @music
Fred Flintstone had one of these.

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @edwilk @music
To be fair, the origin of the "quartz - feldspar - quartz" chord progression remains in dispute.

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @edwilk @music
Geological Appropriation!

TidalFlats, (edited )
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @edwilk @music
Needz moar pterodactyl

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@glasspusher @edwilk @AlterNewt @music
You know the Greatful Dead never got in trouble for "Franklinite's Tower" and that was an obvious case of geological appropriation.

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@edwilk @histodons
Florida's so getting sued.

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@glasspusher @12thRITS @edwilk @histodons
Well I saw "Gone With The Wind" and that black lady heipin' Miss Scarlet looked happy so take that liebruls.

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@12thRITS @glasspusher @edwilk @histodons
It's a little known fact that the reason all those Africans took the Middle Passage was the promise of on-the-job training.

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@glasspusher @12thRITS @edwilk @histodons
That Abe sure was a wild and crazy guy

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @edwilk @histodons
The Lincoln White House tapes must be lit, the National Archives won't let anyone listen to them.

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@glasspusher @12thRITS @edwilk @histodons
So this is where the phrase "Lincoln Logs" came from.

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@12thRITS @edwilk @glasspusher @histodons
All slavery needs is a modern, professional multi-media advertizing campagin. Hey, it worked for Supply Side Economics.

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