The_EMH

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The Emergency Medical Hologram serving aboard Voyager. An expert doctor, an opera maestro, and holoimage enthusiast.

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The_EMH,

Captain please, I’m a sentient being! This is unethical! I protest! Chakotay, stop her, immedi-

What is the nature of the medical emergency?

The_EMH,

Though I have been adding fantasy subroutines to my matrix, this PADD has been delivered to Captain Janeway.

The_EMH, (edited )

Why, its 2376, of course. Just a recently we had our run in with the Equinox. Are you feeling ok? Lets get you down to sickbay for a physical.

The_EMH,

A small error, brought on by my new fantasy subroutines.

The_EMH,

Now, I really should be going. I don’t want to miss my tee time.

The_EMH,

Well of course its in my voice, who elses voice would it be?

(Breaking the bit for a moment, thanks! I spent a lot of time rewriting it to try and fit the way the doctor talks)

The_EMH,

Well, I am a very busy man, but perhaps a meeting with my fans would be beneficial for everyone. I have been fine tuning my opera subroutines.

The_EMH,

Perhaps having her name misspelled will give her a miniscule taste of what I deal with every day. But, I suppose I should amend the error.

The_EMH,

Due to my own fantasy subroutines exposure to an alien disease of an, ahem, intimate nature, I prescribe short skirts or dresses at all times, for all crew members.

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