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JimmyDean, to news in Maui wildfire death toll hits 67 as questions raised over warnings

The island includes emergency sirens intended to warn of natural disasters and other threats, but they did not appear to have sounded during the fire.

Holy shit. This is just tragic. Who knows how many lives could have been saved if they’d had a proper warning?

JimmyDean, to asklemmy in What's some really unpopular opinion you have?

I like to frequent a nearby pond + trail and every time I go I’ll see dogs there looking so happy. It makes me want to adopt a dog just so I can take them on walks there too.

JimmyDean, to 196 in Therapy is overrated anyways
JimmyDean, to cat in Not really intended as a cat perch, guys

They fit, therefore they must be able to sit. It’s like a law of nature or something

JimmyDean, to asklemmy in As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

You’re supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that’s kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him ¯_(ツ)_/¯

JimmyDean, to memes in the whole fediverse is wholesome ❤

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over Lemmy I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

JimmyDean, to 196 in Beaver's #1 rule: Stop. That. WATER!
JimmyDean, to memes in "I have 3 kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"

Don’t trip, I got a streaming link for Son In Law right here. (But you might wanna install an adblocker first because DopeBox is annoying without one)

JimmyDean, to memes in Mew

Me at the store: I’m not buying Go-Gurts, they’re too expensive compared to regular yogurt.

Also, me at the store: Wait, they have tiny Go-Gurts made just for cats? I’ll take 6 https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/0620bf2c-1ca8-4624-a150-ded6c464709f.webp

JimmyDean, to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on restricting children’s access to pornography online?

It should be the sole responsibility of parents or guardians to control any restrictions like this. I’m not a parent myself, but if I were, I wouldn’t just let my child have a device with unrestricted access to everything on the internet. To me, it makes more sense to just have content restrictions on children’s devices than force all adults to go through extra verification steps to access porn.

JimmyDean, to memes in Huh, this looks like a popular post. Imma check the comments and...

It’s just the classic Navy Seal copypasta with a few modern tech edits. Nice to see they included Lemmy in this version

JimmyDean, to asklemmy in How often do you clean your phone?

Practically every day. I take public transportation so when I get home I’ll use a disinfectant wipe on it to kill any germs. It’s a habit that’s stuck with me since the pandemic and it’s just nice to have a clean phone.

JimmyDean, to 196 in affordable housing rules

I love driving in the snow but most people where I live suck at it. We have so many accidents each winter

JimmyDean, to memes in Choose your side carefully ☯️

Jerboa has been good to me for the past month, but Sync is such an improvement. It has customization options that just make the experience better all around.

JimmyDean, to memes in CRIME SKELETON

I wonder if people actually fell for it or if it was too janky to fool them

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