There’s a cream called Corona cream, with lanolin as the main ingredient. It’s geared to veterinary rather than human use, but it’s fantastic and can be bought in gigantic tubs.
And the funny part, is that coffee makers usually deem a cup of coffee as 5oz rather than the normal 8. Not sure if that plays into this, but it’s why you can get 12 or 14 cups out of such a small carafe.
Property taxes do generally work this way. Maybe they should increase property taxes 2-3x, but also raise the homestead exemption so that owning and living in the home is no more expensive.